Taylor Swift has 283 million followers, but let's put that into context. America has 330 million citizens. It also has 440 million guns nestled in private hands. To further contexualize, a goodly number of Taylor Swift's disciples are pre-adolescents, teeny-boppers, and recently-come-of-age useful and useless idiots who will follow any leader or movement that breaks through their shells of boredom and relieves their ennui. Oh. And a lot of those guns are in their hands.
According to The New Yorker, outstanding amongst the many established and ad hoc mouthpieces for wokery, Taylor Swift has endorsed the Kamala Harris-Tim Walz ticket. The announcement cites a recent Twitter (now X) post. Only in America can such things happen. Last time I looked, X was the domain of Elon Musk whom Kamala vows to take down should she somehow get elected president. I dare to point out that it only took one attempt to assassinate Lincoln, Garfield, and JFK. They've so far botched two attempts on Trump. Three times lucky?
A sizable number of Republican parents of those 283 million Taylor Swift fans have overwhelmingly endorsed Donald Trump. Read the pop charts for the best barometer with which to predict the impending storm. Not Hurrican Helene or whatever they call that Category 5 event about to hammer Tampa, Florida. As the wind blows their houses in, the ice caps melt, and ocean levels rise menacingly, in less than three weeks Americans will hold their noses and vote.
Bettie Mae Page and Tempest Storm are poised to take America by, well, storm.
There are so many good reasons to support the Betty Mae Page - Tempest Storm ticket in 2024, not the least of which is the indisputable fact that both the aspiring presidential candidate and her veep are dead. They can't say anything embarassing. They can't kanoodle with the Russians. They were both pre-Epstein and beyond the clawing reach of Allan Dershowitz who kept his underwear on and Prince Andrew who didn't. If they could, they would surely nominate Virginia Giuffre as under-secretary of whatever. How about the justice department for a start?
Unlike their Democratic opponents, in a nation with one million abortions a year, among which some ten thousand are late term, viable fetuses that must be killed, Bettie Page and Tempest Storm have never harmed anyone, born or unborn. They disclaim any responsibility for anything. Like Pontius Pilate, they wash their hands of every scandal. They believe in women's reproductive health as oppposed to "rights." Rights are for everyone, even cats. They believe in everybody's health (even cats'). Let's not conflate these concepts.
While Kamala Harris who promises to bring "joy" to Americans, Bettie Mae and Tempest have already brought lots of joy to lots of men and more than a few women in adult movie theatres across the continent. Back in the day, every man wore a hat which he placed in his lap during screenings. Enough said about that. Today's young voter goes for the AI-enhanced sex toy and, of course, the modern voting machine, neither of which is guaranteed to work the way it should do.
Now, the good thing about being dead is that one no longer needs to worry about their looks. Facelifts, botox, silicone breast implants (or mastectomies for trans men), and Brazilian butt lifts are no longer required. No need snail for expensive slug face masks when you sleeping at night. The slugs come free. To my current knowledge, there are no extant images of Bettie Mae Page or Tempest Storm, or even Mae West for that matter, in their dotage. Heck, time is totally democratic: it makes monsters of us all. Unless you have a magic one, then stay away from mirrors. A discrete fade is best.
Anyway, Taylor Swift is still looking good and her music is fabulous. But like all celebrities, she will constantly and obsessively seek the winning side, and for obvious reasons. Unless you're amongst the richest in the world, have your own space program, and sell the most popular and eco-friendly car, you cannot be open and honest and speak truth. The only other condition that allows this is death. So, you go with the flow. According to Forbes, Taylor Swift is the world's richest musician with a net worth of $1.6 billion.
Sure, that's a far cry from Elon Musk's 120 billion but WTF. Taylor Swift is no Ronald Reagan or Arnold Schwarzenegger or even Shirley Temple (who's she?). She is unlikely to ever become a politician but please don't quote me on that. Anything is possible in this paradise of racism, bigotry, and greed. And there are really only two options left to salvage a waning entertainment career: find Jesus or run for public office.
If you're still sitting on the fence, then please check out this series of articles on the Bettie Mae Page for President in 2024 Campaign. You can support this campaign by subscribing to Misogyny Central on Substack. It's free.
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